Top 10 Hook-Ups.
We at a time when rich people are screaming their broke and broke people are wishing they were rich, I started thinking, what do Donald Trump, MC Hammer and I have in common? We all want the hook-up! Well here’s my hook-up for you. Top Ten Hook-Ups you need to survive this new era and I’m not talking fitted hats.
10.) Mickey D’s- To know you can get a super-sized meal, nuggets and that new Frozen Lemonade for the cost of a small fry, is great pocket change saved.
9.) Walmart- Swipe one item let the next three go by free. Get your friend a nice X-mas gift. He/she is risking a lot to save you money. (Look up, that’s a camera.) lmao
8.) Foot Locker - The urban culture favorite hook-up. Any time you can look expensive for cheap, it’s a bargain we all a take.
7.) Hair Styles- More for the females, their hair cuts and hair styles are so expensive. Lucky you.. if your friend has skills with the scissors and hair dye.
6.)Hotel- Oh yeah, you can save me $30 a night, please hand over that I.D code. I’ve got 5 days in Vegas. I’m thinking about putting $200 on black. I might need that money saver.
5.)Event Tickets (sports & concerts)- Watching superstars is overrated. lol. Who am I kidding. To see Jayz, the New York Football Giants and Justin Bieber for a discount or even free is hard to beat.
4.)Best Buy-I know two people who work for best buy. With Best Buy’s employee discount you can make your house look like it belongs to the owner of a Fortune 500 company while working at Pets Mart, need I say more.
3.)Flights- The only way you can get a hook up with air travel is basically by being family with somebody who works for a company like Delta, Jet Blue, Southwest or Air Tran. Two words, Buddy pass. To be able to fly around the U.S for damn near free is basically unbeatable. It is beatable though, see below.
2.)Gas-How the hell do you get a gas hook-up? Only one person comes to mind for me. George Bush, every time gas prices go up he chuckles.
1.) Bartender- Yes, the bartender is number one. For the rest of our lives we will all need a bartender to serve us a drink or two or three. When you’re down, what do you do? When you party, what do you do? When your bored, sometimes you go “Hell, let’s go get a drink.” Who serves those drinks? Yeah, you got it Mister and Misses Smarty. You got it, Bartender’s serve drinks.
In this new era, getting over is a must. Getting over sounds so negative. What is a good word for getting what you want for less than its price?….Hook-ups, we all need them no matter what our income is. If somebody is willing to share their blessing with you, you must be a very kind, grateful and overall a good person. Remember to do for people what people have done for you. On that note, share your damn hook-ups with me! lol
